My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
and you fell through a lawn chair
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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