He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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