My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We need a shit load of segways right now
If its not for food we ain't going out.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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