I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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