We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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