i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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