Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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