She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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