Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
pop tarts are not kleenex
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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