It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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