Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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