butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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