So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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