we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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