My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
