i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
The adults are the big ones right?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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