dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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