Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I think people are normalizing furries
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