Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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