It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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