Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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