Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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