I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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