omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
