After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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