Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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