that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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