gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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