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All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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