Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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