we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can't turn off my feet"
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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