Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Less talking, more tequila
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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