She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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