Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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