just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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