i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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