I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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