keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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