if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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