Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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