I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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