I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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