When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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