If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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