Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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