Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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