...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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