My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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