Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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