hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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