that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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