I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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